1. You are a right winger
You could live anywhere on the world, but you’re probably white. You think the world is a shitty place and everyone is out to get you. Because of this you hate changes. I mean, you can see that the world is not OK but in order for it to become OK, there would need to be changes and changes are BAD. You believe in the ‘everybody can make it’ meme, and preach as such, but hey, it just didn’t work for you. Foreigners are bad, because they steal your job. The fact that they could be smarter then you and better at your job is not worth considering because the are foreigners. You are just stupid.
2. You are a left winger
You are the opposite of the former. You like change and progress. You like to work really hard in order to be able to distribute your earnings to unemployed good for nothing basement living bums. You call your run-down used to be good living neighborhood ‘multicultural’ and are proud of all your foreign ‘friends’ who you gladly give cigarettes when they stop you for a ‘friendly’ talk at night. You are just stupid.
3. You are neutral
Yes you are neutral, you don’t really have an opinion and get along with everybody. You call this a good trait, while essentially the only thing you do is not dying. The good thing: corporations like you as you are essentially a robot, the media like you because you are a gullible sucker and politicians like you because you can be bought. In all, your biggest talent is converting bread into shit, and you’re damn proud of it. You are just stupid.
4. You are part of religious organization
You probably live your life according to a rule set made for people a couple of thousand years ago living in a place geographically and culturally completely different then yours. You actually give money to be allowed to live like that. All other religions are wrong, yes sir, they are. You are going to heaven and all others go to hell (or similar shitty place). You point out minor unproven facts about scientific theories to prove that said theories are wrong, and then devise an elaborate fantasy using as ‘proof’ some 3000 year old blog found in some dessert. You are just stupid.
5. You are just stupid
Yes, it’s a fact, you could just be stupid. I mean my “my father’s cousin is my mother’s father” kind of stupid. But hey that’s ok, it’s not your fault. Sure you can’t spell or do math or remember your own name. But you’re probably happy and not complaining all the time. Your back yard is your world and your labor is appreciated. All in all it’s probably the best kind of stupid that exists. But, still, you are stupid.
6. You are in ‘middle management’
Oh man, now we are talking ‘real stupid’. You are blinded by the term ‘manager’, you feel important now that you’re in ‘management’. You really don’t realize that you’re a glorified secretary. There’s a good chance your where given that position because you just weren’t so good at what you were doing before. Now, you’re essentially doing the administration for the people below you and the people above you. You get paid a little more but are essentially oblivious to the fact that the extra work you do for that little extra money is insane. And, news flash, the chance of actually getting into upper management are pretty close to zero. So you’ll probably be doing this until you retire or die. You are just stupid.
7. You use statistics and ‘proof’ when discussing
You think you know everything because you watch a lot of television. You believe everything you see or read because it’s from a ‘respected’ source. You recite numbers you heard without even knowing where they came from. The scientific method is something that doesn’t ring a bell but you talk like you have a PhD in everything. Most important: you never ever ever check your facts. Television and newspapers are God, and you annoy the fuck out of people. You are just stupid.
8. You drink vodka-red-bull when going out
Ah this is a great one. All you talk about is the fact that you don’t earn enough money and are living from pay-check to pay-check. While doing this you stand around with your friends in a dumb-ass club drinking vodka-red-bull at 7 euros (10 dollars) a pop. You’re drinking stuff that is more expensive then space shuttle fuel, the only advantage over being stupid is that it also makes you an aggressive drunk bastard. So you are not just stupid, you are an aggressive stupid drunk bastard. (but hey, if it makes you feel any better, sometimes I am one of those)
9. You are an environmentalist
Yes we have a climate problem. As a matter of fact the topic is so hot, that it’s hip to try to do something about it. So you try to help, you shouldn’t bother, but hey you do it anyway. You save on gas, electricity, drive your bike sometimes, but essentially you don’t grasp the problem. They only way that you can help is by burning your money. But because you are stupid, you are going to spend all that saved money and are probably buying things that cost more energy to produce then you would have spent by heating your house. Think about it, if you’re not going to burn your savings, you might as well do nothing at all. You need to see the bigger picture, but you don’t, so, …, you are just stupid.
10. You are anything else
These things above are just 9 of the top of my head. But you know, we are all stupid. Nobody knows what they are doing, we all think we are right, but we’re not, we’re all just plain stupid. So the only way of making the world a better place to live is admit that we’re stupid and start working together as a collective mind. But is that going to happen, no, we’re just to stupid to do that!
You could live anywhere on the world, but you’re probably white. You think the world is a shitty place and everyone is out to get you. Because of this you hate changes. I mean, you can see that the world is not OK but in order for it to become OK, there would need to be changes and changes are BAD. You believe in the ‘everybody can make it’ meme, and preach as such, but hey, it just didn’t work for you. Foreigners are bad, because they steal your job. The fact that they could be smarter then you and better at your job is not worth considering because the are foreigners. You are just stupid.
2. You are a left winger
You are the opposite of the former. You like change and progress. You like to work really hard in order to be able to distribute your earnings to unemployed good for nothing basement living bums. You call your run-down used to be good living neighborhood ‘multicultural’ and are proud of all your foreign ‘friends’ who you gladly give cigarettes when they stop you for a ‘friendly’ talk at night. You are just stupid.
3. You are neutral
Yes you are neutral, you don’t really have an opinion and get along with everybody. You call this a good trait, while essentially the only thing you do is not dying. The good thing: corporations like you as you are essentially a robot, the media like you because you are a gullible sucker and politicians like you because you can be bought. In all, your biggest talent is converting bread into shit, and you’re damn proud of it. You are just stupid.
4. You are part of religious organization
You probably live your life according to a rule set made for people a couple of thousand years ago living in a place geographically and culturally completely different then yours. You actually give money to be allowed to live like that. All other religions are wrong, yes sir, they are. You are going to heaven and all others go to hell (or similar shitty place). You point out minor unproven facts about scientific theories to prove that said theories are wrong, and then devise an elaborate fantasy using as ‘proof’ some 3000 year old blog found in some dessert. You are just stupid.
5. You are just stupid
Yes, it’s a fact, you could just be stupid. I mean my “my father’s cousin is my mother’s father” kind of stupid. But hey that’s ok, it’s not your fault. Sure you can’t spell or do math or remember your own name. But you’re probably happy and not complaining all the time. Your back yard is your world and your labor is appreciated. All in all it’s probably the best kind of stupid that exists. But, still, you are stupid.
6. You are in ‘middle management’
Oh man, now we are talking ‘real stupid’. You are blinded by the term ‘manager’, you feel important now that you’re in ‘management’. You really don’t realize that you’re a glorified secretary. There’s a good chance your where given that position because you just weren’t so good at what you were doing before. Now, you’re essentially doing the administration for the people below you and the people above you. You get paid a little more but are essentially oblivious to the fact that the extra work you do for that little extra money is insane. And, news flash, the chance of actually getting into upper management are pretty close to zero. So you’ll probably be doing this until you retire or die. You are just stupid.
7. You use statistics and ‘proof’ when discussing
You think you know everything because you watch a lot of television. You believe everything you see or read because it’s from a ‘respected’ source. You recite numbers you heard without even knowing where they came from. The scientific method is something that doesn’t ring a bell but you talk like you have a PhD in everything. Most important: you never ever ever check your facts. Television and newspapers are God, and you annoy the fuck out of people. You are just stupid.
8. You drink vodka-red-bull when going out
Ah this is a great one. All you talk about is the fact that you don’t earn enough money and are living from pay-check to pay-check. While doing this you stand around with your friends in a dumb-ass club drinking vodka-red-bull at 7 euros (10 dollars) a pop. You’re drinking stuff that is more expensive then space shuttle fuel, the only advantage over being stupid is that it also makes you an aggressive drunk bastard. So you are not just stupid, you are an aggressive stupid drunk bastard. (but hey, if it makes you feel any better, sometimes I am one of those)
9. You are an environmentalist
Yes we have a climate problem. As a matter of fact the topic is so hot, that it’s hip to try to do something about it. So you try to help, you shouldn’t bother, but hey you do it anyway. You save on gas, electricity, drive your bike sometimes, but essentially you don’t grasp the problem. They only way that you can help is by burning your money. But because you are stupid, you are going to spend all that saved money and are probably buying things that cost more energy to produce then you would have spent by heating your house. Think about it, if you’re not going to burn your savings, you might as well do nothing at all. You need to see the bigger picture, but you don’t, so, …, you are just stupid.
10. You are anything else
These things above are just 9 of the top of my head. But you know, we are all stupid. Nobody knows what they are doing, we all think we are right, but we’re not, we’re all just plain stupid. So the only way of making the world a better place to live is admit that we’re stupid and start working together as a collective mind. But is that going to happen, no, we’re just to stupid to do that!
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